Great Zombie Jesus - Too Much Garlic
So I made some mashed potatoes for dinner. I threw in 2 cloves of garlic and I don't think it had much time to cook down because all I can smell is garlic. My Dew has a garlic undertone, my hair smells like shampoo and garlic, my orange tastes like some freakish garlic/orange hybrid. Ewwwwwww. I feel erpy.
In other news, I've been drafted to help out with this winters showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Very cool. However, I've never been one for dressing up. I like cloths that are warm and don't show much. A few weeks ago, someone called me a "Lazy Goth". I like that. I'm not a wannabe, I just can't be bothered to spend the energy on looking cool. So tonight, I went on eBay and bought a skirt. I'll soon be the owner of an article of pvc clothing. Maybe, just maybe, I may find myself indulging the crazy streak that I've always thought I had. Or (more likely) it'll live in my closet only to come out when I've been dragged out of the house due to some responsibility that I've accepted and I don't want to stick out like a sore thumb.

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I found a place selling bondage tape cheap, so I picked up 3 rolls. It should be fun!
muhahaha I planted that mutant potato. Now u shall be taken over as soon as the ppl in the mini submarine that I had embeded in the vegtable reach ur small monkey brain! muhahahahaha.
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