Stuff

I've got too much stuff!! I've got stuff that hides the stuff I really need. I have to go out and buy new stuff to replace the old stuff that I can't find.

I've taken a few days off work so that I can do Spring Cleaning. Yes, it's December, but I figure that for me, breakfast is at 2pm, bedtime is 5am, so Spring can be in Winter. So there!

I've always heard about the cleaning binges that amphetamine users go through. I don't want speed for recreational use, I just want a clean house. :) Do you think that the devil would be interested in my soul in exchange for a clean, uncluttered house? Hmmm, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! I'd probably end up with a house with nothing in it. Stupid monkey paw.

Man, when I get this house clean and I can get to all my stuff, there will be nothing stopping me from my evil plan to take over the world. Oops, did I say that out loud? Uh...I mean, I'll be able to do all those kind, charitable things I've always wanted. Yeah, that's it. Nothing evil here.